so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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