He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
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