If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
