piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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