I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
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How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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