Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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