apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
it was like eating out sand paper
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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