GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
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He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
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Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
there is puke in my bra ... again
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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