Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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