I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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