the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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