On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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