ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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