She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
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I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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