its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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