I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
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We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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