I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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