He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
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stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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