Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
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You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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