i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
The power of my boobs compel you
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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