The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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