Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
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I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.