listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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