whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
well most of my day revolves around power hour
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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