there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
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