Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
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When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
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I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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