I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
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At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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