she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
