State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
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I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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