If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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