it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
third nipple confirmed
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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