i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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