just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
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I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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