well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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