all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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