I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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