Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
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how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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