dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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