God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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