Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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