Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
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Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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