It was confusing and full of hummus
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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