i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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