I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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