Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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