I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
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Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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