Quick, to the slutcave!
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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