Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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