ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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