So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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