She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
