why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
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I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
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DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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