Barsexuality is the new black.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
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