I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Someone signed my nipple.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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